When her mother picked her up she asked her daughter how her day was. She told her mother she had sex with her teacher. Infuriated, and fearing for the safety of other students, she calls the police and they go and arrest the teacher. Months go by as they investigate and finally it comes time to sentencing. Just before the judge is able to reveal the sentencing the girl comes clean that her teacher did not rape her. Now the teacher is out a job, never able to return because that is how America works. A week later the ex-teachers kid rapes the girl and no one else gave a fuck.
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