An original math feghoot.

There are enough people in the world now who require catheters for medical reasons for the devices to have become the targets of fetishes. At least some of these catheter fetishists are also practitioners of free love, and it's not unusual for them to get together with (relatively) large numbers of other catheter fetishists for exactly this purpose.

Within one such community, there was a man who, though he had no catheter of his own, was both intensely into them and very respectful of those who had them. While he was a bit prone to making lewd jokes involving them, he was always careful to avoid personal offense, and was therefore well liked by all involved, despite having flunked out of high school years before and thereby gaining a (generally undeserved) reputation of mild stupidity.

During one of his community's "gatherings," this man decided to show off an artifact that had come into his possession via convoluted circumstances (which we shall not detail here): an original manuscript by James Joyce, written while Joyce was [weathering the Nazi occupation of France](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Joyce#1920.E2.80.9341:_Paris_and_Zurich). Of course, not everyone likes Joyce, or even considers him an adequate wordsmith, and such opinions can be especially polarizing in necessarily restricted communities like the one this man found himself in. As a result, different members of the there-assembled group had wildly varying responses to the object and its history, and the man ended up inadvertently causing a temporary rift within the community over the manuscript.

Thus, we have proven that, [with the Axis tome of Joyce, any fully tasteful and licentiously suggestive flunker is an ambivalence of cathetorgies](http://planetmath.org/afunctorisanequivalenceiffitisfullyfaithfulandessentiallysurjective).

Q.E. :D