What did the tornado say to the pecan tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is not your average blow job!"
What has four hands and eats aunts? Two uncles.
What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey? Usually an onion with long ears, but sometime you get a piece of ass that will make your eyes water.
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