One day, a farmer walked into his barn and caught a traveling salesman making love to his youngest daughter. Enraged, the farmer raised his 12-gauge shotgun and shot the salesman in the groin.
Screaming in pain, the salesman took off into town to find a doctor. The doctor took one look at the man's penis and told him there was nothing he could do for him.
"Please, you must do something," the salesman pleaded. "I'm a wealthy man and can pay you anything you ask."
"I'm sorry, son," replied the doctor, "there's really nothing I can do. However, there is a man across the street who may be able to help you."
"Is he a specialist?" the salesman asked.
"No," the doctor said, "he plays the piccolo. He'll be able to teach you how to hold it so you don't piss in your face!"
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