Blonde Q&A

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted !


Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.


Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.


Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.


Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.


Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart)
A2: By doing the splits.


Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!


Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.


Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!


Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.


Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A1: She'd just dyed her hair.
A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown
around too much.


Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.


Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.


Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!


Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back.


Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a
recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?
A: Put either of 'em in a car and the're fucked.


Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme ?
A: Humpme Dumpme.