Sea Cruise


Newt Gingrich, George Bush and Ted Kennedy are enjoying a relaxing sea
cruise when their ship hits an iceburg and begins to sink. They rush to
the life boats.
George says, "Women and children first!"
Newt says, "Fuck the women and children!"
Ted cautiously looks both ways and says, "Can we do that?"

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