A blonde woman was driving by a cornfield and saw a different blonde woman in the middle of the field in a canoe trying to row through the field. The woman in the car slammed on the brakes and rolled down her window "you know it's blondes like you that make blondes like me look bad and if I could swim I would come out there and kick your ass".
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