The coach is holding open tryouts for the football team when this tall handsome blond kid walks up to him.
"I want to tryout for quarterback!" The blonde says to the coach.
"You have any experience playing quarterback?" The coach asks.
"No sir", is the blonde 's reply.
The coach rolls his eyes, but he is a big athletic looking guy. The coach reaches down and picks up a football.
"Son, do you think you could pass this football?" He asks him
The blondes eyes get huge, "Hell coach! I'm not even sure if I could swallow it!"
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