Ther was a blind man walking along with his guide dog when he came to a road. The dog stopped for a second and then carried on into the thick of the traffic. The man was almost hit several times but he managed to get to the other side unharmed. When he got to the other side he took a treat for his dog out of his bag as a reward.
A man driving by saw this and stopped and asked the man, "Why the hell are you rewarding your dog if he almost got you killed?"
The blind man replied, "Because I'm trying to find his head so I can kick his ass!"
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