i was in my maths class today and we was learning about algebra and i said ' what is the point of this?' the teacher said 'so you can get a job'
'but its not like we need to solve equations to make games'
anyway, i was looking for a job and i found this ad for a cleaner at a pet shop, so i decided to apply and they accepted it.
my first job was to clean out a snakes cage and the manager said' right, the snake is 25cm long and the cage is 30cm,10cm by 20cm. clean the cage with only this spray that holds 50ml of water' and im like 'fuck this shit, im out'
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