St.Peter explain that he will grant him access to heaven if he answers some basics questions...
So St-Peter asks:
"How many time did you cheat on your wife ?"
"Well... to be honest I have always been faithful to her and never cheated on her"
"Hmm... Ok.. let me check in my book..... Hmm yes my son! You do are saying the truth !"
"May I ask you why this is relevant?"
"Well, here in Heaven the more you have been good with your wife the better car you get for travelling around. And you my son, you will be granted a brand new Ferrari !"
"Wooooow! thats coool !! Beeing good in life does get you nice things after all...."
The man enter Heaven with his brand new Ferrari and start his new life... But one day, stopped at a red light, the man is crying unstoppably.. and a guy in a Lada next to him asks:
"Hey man! Why the hell are you crying ??? You have a nice Ferrari !! Look at me with my Lada.... "I" should be the one crying..."
"Well my friend..... That's not the problem... The problem is that I just saw my wife on a bicycle!"
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