He sits down and ask the bartender, "Hey, you got any bread?"
The bartender replies "No, sorry."
The bird waits a few seconds and again asks, "Got any bread?"
The bartender says angrily, "No, we have no bread."
The bird asks again, "Do you have any bread?"
The bartender says furiously, "No, we have no bread and if you ask again I'm going to nail your fucking beak to the bar."
The bird pauses for a minute. Then he asks, "Do you have any nails?"
The bartender replies, "No, we have no nails."
So the bird asks, "You got any bread?"
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