Old man golfing

Jesus, Moses, and and old man go golfing. Jesus hits his ball into the water hazard. He walks on the water, hits his ball, and gets a two.
Moses hits his ball into the water hazard, parts the water, hits his ball, and gets a two.
Tho old man hits his ball two feet, a bird picks it up, drops it two inches from the hole, and a rabbit bumps it in and he gets a hole in one.
Then Moses turns to Jesus, and says, "why do you always have to bring your old man golfing with us?"