One day there was a newly wed couple driving down the highway. Two truck
drivers were also driving down that same highway. The passenger in the
truck said "I have to take a shit!" "We're not stopping!" said the driver.
"Stick your ass out the window and shit." So the man did, but the driver
rolled the window up and squeezed his butt-cheeks together! Then the
newlywed couple drove by and the woman said, "honey, look at the big cigar
that guy's smoking!"
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