Better Star Wars Dialogue

Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
"Pants" for key words:


We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.


The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.


I find your lack of pants disturbing.


Many bothans died to bring us these pants.


These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use
it.


Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!


General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface attack.


I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.


TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?


Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.


You are unwise to lower your pants.


She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to
retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.


Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.


You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark.


Luke... Help me remove these pants.


Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.


That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!


Luke.....I am your pants.


A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my
old master.


Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily
guarded than this.


Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.


Luke, search your pants. You know it is true.


Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially
one... Your sister!


Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first
sign of an Imperial Cruiser.