Little Red Pain

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest when she
sees the Big Bad Wolf behind the bushes. She walks up to him and
says, "My, what big eyes you have!" The wolf then jumps up and
runs away.


Later on, Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, but this time he
was behind a tree, she walks up to him again and says, "My, what
big ears you have!" Again, the wolf jumps up and runs from her.


As she continued her walk she sees the wolf a third time behind
a fence, she walks up to him and says, "My, what big teeth you
have!" The wolf popped up from behind the fence and says, "Damn
it, would you leave me alone? I am trying to take a shit!!!"