Best short jokes?

I need a joke for a meeting we have tomorrow at work but I cant remember any good ones after following this tradition weekly for the last few months.

It must be short with just an opening line and a punchline like this:

**Can a ninja throw a star?**

**Shuriken**

The punchline doesnt have to be one word of course, but it cant be a long joke.

Can anybody remember any good ones?

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