A man was invited to play at his friend’s course and during the round he felt the call of nature, was far away from the toilets and so he went behind a tree believing that he was unobserved.
However, on a parallel fairway, three lady members were playing. As they passed they were surprised to observe just a very private part of a man’s anatomy protruding from around the tree.
"He’s certainly not my husband, I can tell, said the first lady, Disgusting".
"I’m glad he’s not mine either," said the second lady.
"It really is a damned cheek, said the third. That’s not even a club member!"
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