I see yer new in th'area, boyz, so ai'll give ya some free advice. Be careful wat yer known far, as da locals can be a bit stickish.
Lookit me 'uouse, wouldja. I built it wit me own two 'ands, drew da plans up, too. But do dey call me "Billy da 'uouse-builder?" Naw.
That bridge, over awn the the udder side o'da meadow. Built it meself, wit da 'elp o' dose Flannigan boys. An' d'ya tink dey call me "Billy da bridge-builder?" Naw.
An' da meadow itself, I layed out da plot, all right and proper, mind ye. Sunk da fence, too. Do dey call me "Billy da surveyor?" Naw.
But ya get drunk an' fuck one goat! *Just one!*
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