Traveling salesman stops at a farmhouse. Young girl answers the door. Farmer asks 'is your mother here?' and the girl says 'she's out back, fucking the goat'. The salesman says 'excuse me?' and the girl repeats 'Mother's out back, fucking the goat'. The salesman thinks this girl is out of her mind' and asks, 'can you just take me to her?'
The girl says sure and takes her out back where, sure enough, is a woman being fucked by a goat. The salesman is flabbergasted, and finally manages to ask, 'does your father mind?' and the girl bleats 'naaaaaah'.
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