Best of the Worst Country Song Titles

*Do You Love As Good As You Look?

*Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

*Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

*Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares

*How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

*Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

*I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

*I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

*I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart

*I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

*I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

*I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

*I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

*I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

*I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

*I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line - If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

*If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

*If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

*If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me

*If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

*If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

*Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

*May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

*My Every Day Silver Is Plastic

*My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

*My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

*My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

*Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill

*She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

*She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty

*Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone

*They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out

*Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

*When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're
Walking In

*You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too

*You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

*You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

*You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly