My dad heard me having sex with my girlfriend earlier

And he just *had* to make the grossest comment..

He comes up to me a minute ago and says, "'Atta boy, son. She's pretty damn hot. Just remember, don't lick it after you stick it."

Gross, right? My immediate reply was "Jesus dad, that's disgusting. I'm not going to lick my girlfriend's asshole."


--ALTERNATE ENDING--

My dad heard me having sex with my girlfriend earlier and just came to talk to me. It went something like:

Dad - "'Atta boy, son. She's pretty damn hot. Heh heh, she ever let you stick in the other hole?"

Me - "Of course not, dad! That's so unsanitary. Plus, I don't want to get her pregnant!"