Johnny sees a patch of buttercups and stomps on them. His father says "Johnny, that's not a nice thing to do. Buttercups are beautiful and smell nice. So for you to learn a lesson, no butter for a year." Johnny looks sad and they carry on. Then Johnny sees a honeybee, runs and stomps on it. His father, ever so calm says "Johnny, that is not very nice. Bees make honey and we all love it. For your lesson, no honey for a year."
When they arrive at home, just as his father opens the door, they hear a scream from Johnny's mother and see her step on a cockroach.
Johnny looks up at his dad and says " Dad, are you going to tell her of should I?"
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