Being a man means....

All your orgasms are real.

Other men never ogle at your chest while talking to you.

You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

The world is your urinal (You can pee anywhere).

Nudity in movies almost always implies naked women,

You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.

Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.

You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the mood.

Sex means never worrying about your reputation: the more partners, the better.

While appearing for an interview, you aren't expected to bend forward while talking to the interviewer.