Blonde in a bar

There's a blonde in a bar, huge tits, an ass to die for...all
round fuckin' babe. A group of guys across the bar see this fine
lookin' lady and decide they are going to see if the "head
hauncho" of the group can pick this chick up! So all the guys
put $20 in the pot and send off this sorry bastard toward the
blonde. He standing there, she smiles...he whispers a few sweet
nothings in her ear, she laughs...he takes her by the hand, and
she leaves with him. The guys can't believe it!


So the guy and gal end up goin' back to his place. The guy has
the largest fuckin' "chubb" on in the world...and before a fat
bitch could finish eating a ding-dong...they're fucking like
pigs!


After about 2 minutes of barn yard banging, the guy jizzes all
over the bitch an decides he's had enough and tells the blonde
to roll over.


After about 3 minutes of layin' around the blonde turns towards
the guy and asks, "Do you have AIDS?" He says, "Fuck no!" And
she replies, "PPPHHeeeEEEWWW!!! THANK GOD! I WOULDN'T WANTA
CATCH THAT AGAIN..."