I've been having some back pain so I went to my Doctor. He ended up referring me to a Urologist. When I went for my appointment, I found out the Urologist was a female doctor. She was super hot too. Sexiest damn woman I've ever seen.
I was on the examination table and after taking my blood pressure, heart rate and temperature, she looked at me and said “Sir, your should stop masturbating.”
I asked her why?
She said “Because I'm trying to examine you”.
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