A female doctor enters room only to find the patient looking very nervous. "You're a woman," he said. "And so?" the doctor replies looking annoyed. "And *so* I need a *male* doctor for my issue," he stammers.
"Listen, I've been a professional doctor for over twenty years. I can handle whatever you can throw at me," she insists. The patient looks down and after a moment says, "Doctors aren't supposed to laugh, right?"
"Of course I won't laugh. In over twenty years, I've never laughed at a patient, and I promise I won't start today."
"Okay then," the patient says. He then proceeds to drop his pants, revealing the tiniest man penis the doctor had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the doctor started laughing. The fact that it caught her offguard made her laugh even harder.
A few minutes later she wipes her tears from her face and she's finally able to regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honor as a doctor and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the issue?"
"It's swollen."
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