It is the start of spring and baby bear emerges from his cave
looking a wreck. He's skin and bones; his body is shaking; his
legs can barely support him and his eyes have huge bags
underneath them.
Seeing him, mother bear asks: "What happened, baby bear? Didn't
you hibernate like I told you to?"
To which baby bear replies: "Hibernate?! Shit! I thought you
said masturbate!"
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