3 gay men died and were all cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral at the same time.
They started discussing what to do with their lover's ashes. The first guy says:
"Gary loved to fly. I'm going to go up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."
The second guy says:
"Mike was a great fisherman. I'm going to spread his ashes in our favorite lake."
The third guy says:
"I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of 5-alarm chili so he can tear up my ass one more time.
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