At the doctor's office.

So the doctor is sitting in his office when the next patient waltzes in and it is pretty clear that he is a gay dude.

After asking the necessary questions, the doctor proceeded to the physical examination and said to him:

-Please sit down and take off your shirt sir.
He then went on to put his hands on the patient's back and said to him:
-Say the word thirty three please.
-Thirty three!
He then lowered his hands on his back and asked him to repeat the word.
-Thirty three!
Again, he lowered his hands and told him to repeat the word.
-Thirty three!
He lowered once more and put his index finger in the patient's anus.
-Sir say thirty three one last time.
-Oneeeeee, one and a haaaaalf, twoooo...