Guy goes to the doctor with a terrible ear infection.
"Yo Doc, you gotta help me with my ears! They're killin' me and I think I'm starting to lose my hearing too!"
Doctor: "Here ya go buddy, put these drops in your ears and you'll feel much better. And while you're at it, get some exercise!! (doctor pokes patient in the belly). Come back in two weeks, and let's see how you're doing."
Man goes back to the doctor two weeks later, and his belly has tripled in size!
Doctor: "What the heck happened, I told you to get some exercise?!"
Patient: "Exercise?! I thought you told me to get some extra fries?!!"
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