A young woman goes to see her doctor

A young woman goes to see her doctor.

"I hope you can help me out, I've been breaking out in hives lately"

"We'll see what we can do, lets take a look"

The woman pulls her top off and the doctor sees a big rash on her chest, in what looks like the shape of a big letter 'Y'

Slightly embarrassed, the woman explains "I'm dating a guy who's going to Yale, and the whole college thing really turns me on, so I ask him to keep his varsity sweatshirt on when we have sex. I guess my skin is reacting to the printing on it"

"I think I've got a topical cream that should do the trick", he writes her a prescription and sends her on her way.

Two months later, the woman comes back to get a re-fill.

"Lets take a look to be sure it isn't getting any worse"

She takes off her top and this time there's the imprint of a big letter 'M'

The doctor gives her a puzzled look and she smiles and explains: "I've started seeing a guy from MIT"

The doctor nods and writes out another prescription.

Two months later, she's back, and looking for another re-fill. She takes her shirt off and again the doctor sees the big letter 'M'

"So, things are going well with that fella from MIT?"

"Not really", she blushes, "I met a girl from Washington State"