A woman walks up to a wizard and says, "Excuse me could you
remove this curse I've been under for the last 30 years?" The
wizard says, "Sure, but you'll need to tell me the exact words
that were used for the curse." She replies, "Sure. It was, 'I
now pronounce you man and wife.'"
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