His dad has his pants down and is messing with a condom.
Little Johnny asks, "What are you doing, dad?"
His dad says, "Um...ah...I'm looking for a mouse.?"
Johnny says, "Why? Are you gonna fuck him?"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.