Son asks his mother...

This is actually true!


There was a little boy and his mom was pregnant. The mom kept
getting fatter and fatter until finally the little boy asked
what was wrong with her belly. She sat the little boy down and
asked him if he remembered that they were having a baby? He said
yes. She explained that the baby was inside of her and thats
why she was growing bigger. The boy, looking confused, waits
for a second and as his mom is about to leave the room, he calls
her back. "Mom", he asks, "You have a baby in your belly, thats
why its getting bigger... so do you have a baby in your butt
too?"