There was once a young, athletic arab man who lived in the middle east with his mother and sister whom he loved very much. The arab man and his family lived in a very dangerous part of his country that was always in turmoil. However, despite this, he was very fond of American football and played with his friends every day. Well, one day a NFL recruiter saw him playing while on a visit in his country and gave him a contract to play for the Detroit Lions. The man quickly agreed and began to play the next season. The Lions did outstanding with him on the team.
After another win, the manager of the team handed the Arab man a phone and said it was his mother. The man quickly grabbed the phone and put it to his ear in anticipation. His mother spoke,
"How could you!? Your sister gets raped almost everyday! Our home is riddled with bullet holes! We can't get clean water! We can't sleep with the constant sound of bullets being fired at night!"
She pauses to collect herself.
"I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR MOVING US TO DETROIT!"
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