The receptionist asks him what he's there for, and the man whispers "my dick's orange."
The receptionist is a bit shocked, but tells him to go into examination room #1.
The doctor comes into the room shortly after, reads his chart, and says "Is this a joke?"
The man shakes his head no and pulls down his pants. Sure enough, the man's dick is orange.
The doctor examines the man but is baffled. He checks if the man has been taking any odd medications, checks his diet, etc.
Finally the doctor, baffled, says, "so when did you first notice this?"
The man says "Three weeks ago."
"And what were you doing three weeks ago?"
The man shrugs and says "Just watching porn and eating Cheetos."
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