A couple with five kids had to be careful when trying to have sexy times. The codenamed it, "doing the laundry." One day the husband was trying to get frisky, but the wife just had too much to do with the kids. Well she thought, he has been working a lot of overtime to pay for christmas and has been attentative to every other need that has come up. She calls her sister and makes plans for her to pick up one of the kids giving her some extra time that day. She walks up behind him and whispers, "I have some time to help you out with that laundry."
"It's ok sweetie, it was a small load, I did it by hand."
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