A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the
hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this
exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his
eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "... I would do... anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you... study?"
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