A new nurse on the psychiatric ward goes into a patient's room to talk the patient and check up on her. The nurse asks the patient "How are you doing today?"
The patient says "That's no way to address me!"
"What do you mean?" replies the nurse
"You should address someone of my stature with respect and humility!" said the patient indignantly
"Oh, I should? And why is that?" asked the nurse
"Because, I am the Queen!" the patient exclamed
"Really now? And who told you that?" The nurse asked skeptically
"God did!" replied the patient
"Did not!" shouted the patient from down the hall
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