A priest, a minister and a rabbi had a meeting at a community center to discuss how to get their members to spend more time with each other.
While they were there, a powerful storm came with high winds and flooding rains and the streets started flooding. Soon, they heard a knock on the door, and a man with a four wheel drive offered them a ride to safety. The minister said that he wanted to check on his family and left with the man.
The priest was nervous, but the rabbi said I am not worried, God will save me.
The water rose higher and the priest and the rabbi moved upstairs. A man came by on a boat, and offered to save them, the priest left but the rabbi said, God will save me.
The rabbi moved up to the roof, and through the wind and rain, he saw a helicopter who offered to save him, but the rabbi shouted, God will save me.
The water rose further and the rabbi drowned. When the rabbi got to heaven, he said to God, why didn't you save me? God said, I sent you a four wheel drive, a boat and a helicopter, what were you expecting, the Queen Mary?
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