So this gay man is on the bus. A REALLY hot guy gets on the bus, the gay man gets all WOOO I am in love, or at least lust! A couple of blocks later the Really hot guy gets off the bus, the Gay man follows him. The Really hot man walks into a medical office building, gay man follows, into the elevator, follows...
Third floor, both off the elevator, the really hot man walks into a Doctor's office, and is followed. The front office person says "good morning Dr Johnson" The gay man looks at the door and sees "Dr Johnson, Proctologist"
The gay man is all a tingle!!!!!
He steps right up and makes an apt with Dr McDreamy...
2 Weeks later he is in the office with Dr McDreamy, normal exam questions are asked and answered...
Dr McDreamy says "O.K. time for the physical exam, take your pants off and bend over the table"
Big sigh of happiness....
Exam starts....
Dr looks at the patient " I am confused, there seems to be something sticking out of your.....
Well, I am going to try to remove it....
The Dr gently pulls out......
A single long stem red rose.....
Without missing a beat, the patient looks up and says....
"Don't stop now, theres 11 more where that one came from!!!!!"
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