... and he sits next to a gorgeous blonde woman. He notices that she's reading a book called "100 Facts About Sex You Never Knew" and asks her if it's any good. She says, "Yea it's really interesting. Did you know that statistically, Native American men have the thickest penises of any race?" "Oh wow that's fascinating I never knew that" he says. She continues with, "Yea and did you know that statistically Polish men have the longest penises of any race?" "No I didn't know that. What's your name?" He asks. "I'm Sandy. What's yours?" He responds with, "My name's Tonto Kowalski"
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