Two Italians and a Pollock go into a bar....

Two Italians and a Pollock go into a bar. The Pollock doesn't have a
girlfriend and the Italians feel sorry for him. They explain to him
that if he studies their moves, he'll be able to pick up women.


So the first Italian walks up to this blonde chick and goes,"Hey
baby, ya' wanna' leave here?"


She goes,"I'd love to-but we can't go to my house. My parents will
kill me if they see me with you."


He goes,"That's okay. We'll go to my house," and they leave.


The second Italian says,"That's nothing. Watch me in action and
learn!"


So he walks up to some blonde and says,"Hey baby, ya' wanna' leave
here?"


She replies,"I'd love to-but we can't go to my house. My husband
will kill me if he sees me with you."


He says,"That's okay. We'll go to my house," and they leave.


Now the Pollock's alone and he says to himself,"I think this looks
pretty easy. I think I'll try it."


So the Pollock walks up to this brunette and says,"Hey baby, how do
ya' wanna' leave here?"


She goes,"I'd love to-but I can't. I'm on my menstrual cycle."


He says, "That's okay. We'll go on my moped."