Two-year-old little Johnnie was being bounced up and down on his grandad's knee when he suddenly asked, "gwandad, where do babies come fwom?"
Grandad was a bit shocked and thought a bit: he then said "why my boy, they come from the stork".
After about two minutes litle Johnnie said "gwandad . . who fucks the stork?"
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