a Scottish priest, and an English priest are sitting and enjoying pints after Sunday mass.
A fly lands in the English priest's beer and he dumps the pint in disgust.
A fly lands in the Scottish priest's beer and he picks out the fly and resumes drinking the beer.
A fly lands in the Irish priest's beer, he picks up the fly, holds it up to his face and yells, "Give it back ya bastard!"
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