God sees Adam walking around bored out of his mind. God feels sorry for Adam and tells him, Adam I'm going to make you a woman. A woman? Replies Adam,what is a woman? its going to be the best thing. She'll be your companion, your friend. She'll cook for you, clean for you, let you watch the football games and even bring you beer. She will never complain or get mad at you. I will even fit her with a vagina so that you can have sex with her whenever you please. This all sounds great but Adam is a little cautious thinking this sounds to good to be true. He says to God so what's this going to cost? God says well she is going to be perfect in every way so let's say it'll cost a leg an arm an eye and an ear. Adam thinks about it and says seems a little steep big G, what can I get for a rib?
Edit: correcting my mobiles spell check for the grammar Nazis of Reddit.
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