who was spending way too much time and money on hookers. They set him up with a sweet gal and sure enough love bloomed, bells rang and off they went on their honeymoon.
His buddies jumped on him soon as they got back.
"So how was it? Better than shagging pros right? Come on tell us."
He looked pensive.
"Come on!"
"Well, the sex was great the first night. We pretty much knocked each other out."
"Told ya!"
"But I screwed up. Before nodding off, out of force of habit I reached into my wallet and pulled out a $100 bill and dropped it on her side.
"No! You didn't. You freakin idiot!"
"I know but here's the weird part. She pulled out her purse and gave me 50 back."
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