The Three officially recognized kinds of sex are ...
HOUSE SEX: When you're newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room of the house.
BEDROOM SEX: After you've been married for a while and you just have sex in the bedroom.
HALLWAY SEX: After you've been married for many, many years and you just pass by each other in the hallway and say "Fuck You! ! !"
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