Three Kinds of Sex


The Three officially recognized kinds of sex are ...


HOUSE SEX: When you're newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room of the house.


BEDROOM SEX: After you've been married for a while and you just have sex in the bedroom.


HALLWAY SEX: After you've been married for many, many years and you just pass by each other in the hallway and say "Fuck You! ! !"

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