a rat and a lion walk into a bar , the lion offered him a beer , the rat finish it , so the lion offered him another beer & he drink it all
then the lion said : "hey rat , how are .."
the rat interrupted him yelling : " listen up Ya fuckin pussy , if you call me rat again i'm gonna beat the shit of you !"
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